Dawn had dragged itself into morning, and morning struggled to make it day. The long night had been peppered with squals and storms. A moderate wind now danced in the leaves of the trees, and the sky malingered, patchy with clouds: ambivalent about whether they wished to be white or grey. For all intents and purposes, just another unremarkable day.

I, your correspondent, recently returned from the cosmopolitan chaos that was Shanghai in all its commercial glory, finds himself now on the West Coast of an Island, hidden in the lee of a larger land mass, in the belly of the Baltic Sea. A small, and unremarkable place called, Suhrendorf.
Since mediaeval times and the rise and fall of the Hanseatic League, the Baltic has always been a competitive scene for international trade: from the eastern realms of the mythical Rus, to the north sea fiefdoms that lie in dyke protected lands that lie below sea level, where competition, war and enterprise has always walked hand in hand.
But what brings me here, dear reader? What has diverted the weary feet of this, your dedicated servant towards this now secluded and featureless region of the world?
Debt! Dear reader, a personal debt of gratitude, born from a recent Tea Duel against the formidable Cafe owner and Restauranteur, “Sturdy Baker.” He, and his equally impressive friend, the Lightning Harvester, “Starry Buzzin. ” On the Isle of Borkum it was, they had brought Ostfriesentee to the table, along with haferkeckse to tea duel with… needless to say, after extensive dunking, your humble correspondent, prevailed. With it the spoils: a week of respite and rest on the Island of Ummanz, in the windswept hinterland of Suhrendorf – the one time home port of Starry Buzzin and his crew.
While this is the kind of debt that brings joy, there is another that concerns all my faculties and reflection: the growing levels of private debt in what appears to be a bergeoning and newly emerging global economic crisis. Steam! They say, makes the world turn. Yet, steam is just a mechanism for transferring energy from one form to another. In much the same way that airships ply their trade in teas, lightning, fish, and beer, from that sultry port of Cuxhaven, sentinel of the Elbe’s Mouth, to the bustling harbour of Rotten Dam.
Now, even before we can have steam, we must have infrastructure, and infrastructure requires finance, investment, and dare I say it, extensive, speculative, private debt. Ever as I dwell such thoughts, a sadness that cannot be shaken grips my thoughts. It dawns on me, in much the same way as this fickle morning evolves, that the growing private debt in our economy, is the true demon that drives all financial crises. How can I say this with such certainty? I cannot, and yet, I cannot shake my faith in this observation.
In 2006, I was entrenched in the wonderous city of Hohhot, a marvellous and melodious capital, a jewel of wonder resting ever so lightly on a land in a sea of swaying grasses, situated deep in the, “Back of the Chicken…”The very steppes from which Genghis Khan had arose, followed by his family who over generations raised half the known world towards unified civilisation.
It was here in these flat, grasslands ensconced in a felt covered yurt, that a global financial crisis reached out its skeletal hand and took hold of all the wealth I had. Like a puff of smoke that arises after the spilling of water to cool the fire’s dying embers, that wealth vanished – even with the willing intervention of the governments of the day, and their heroic efforts to bailout the banks — they could not stop the loss.
And yet, there was an Antipodean man, whom years before, had called out warning after warning that such disaster was coming. What did we do? We smiled, treated him like Chicken Little saying, “the sky is falling,” and worse still, told him to go back and sit on the village wall from whence he’d started his befuddled wailing. No one paid heed to his words, no one paid attention. So, to our chagrin, we were found wanting and he? Begrudgingly confirmed – “Beginners luck!” the Mainstream muttered, “Even a broken watch is right twice a day,” they continued unimpressed or unconvinced by Professor Steam Keen’s heretical insight.
Today we face, once again, a similar threat and still… no one is listening. So, I caution you dear reader, look back on the past, consider what has not been considered and make up your own minds. Steam does turn the world, but it is the cogs and machinations of the economy and its finance, both public and private, that gives birth to the winds that fill the sails of all corporate trade that ebbs and flows on the global economic sea.
Until next time dear reader, as tea is my solace in the face of each new day’s uncertain glow.
Respectfully, your servant,
Maelstrom Fairweather.








